Wednesday, November 3, 2010
Dear Ralph Lauren,
Hi. how are you. good -
listen, remember when we were chatting on the deck of your cedar planked silk-masted schooner...
...off the coast of San Remo?
you tan, and dressed all crispy in white linen and shit, me in sun deflecting oakley razorblades and spf 50 and a pacSun windjammer?
we were talking up Fall '10 runway and I gave you the idea to make dresses based on my designs, and then we toasted with a fine '78 cuvee and sailed LITERALLY INTO THE SUNSET but not in a romantic way, because gross, your son briefly dated my cousin in the 80's
well I'm glad to see that panned out for you R, and so well I might add - as I keep running into this dress which I basically designed for you peony/anemone hybrid and all! PLEASE send a size 4 (fine, i mean 6) to the address below where I've been waiting for it since February.
I actually have a real dinner party this time for it, not just my usual 7pm cocktails and cheezits with Eric.
Next time in Monte Carlo?
147 Van Dyke Street
*image from Elle via moodboard